random quote of the moment

Jim:      yahoo groups.. may they die rotting in hell
Jim:      how whipped do their mail servers have to be not to send me a damned
          notification 5 minutes after i send an email
Jim:      run by n000000000000000000000000000bs
Jim:      wheres ed when ya need him
Jim:      its so slow, it could be accidently confused with a govt. department
cuinhell: new service...email via USPS
cuinhell: guaranteed non-delivery for all those mission critical emails
Jim:      yah.. you'd send a 100k attachment, it'd arrive as a 48k attachment
          dented and smashed and corrupt..
Jim:      3 months later
cuinhell: hehehe
cuinhell: PERFECT
Jim:      i'll probably need to fill out a lost email form ya know
cuinhell: yes
cuinhell: and make sure you check the Please fold, spidle, AND mutilate box
cuinhell: spindle
Jim:      some fucker in eastern europe probbaly has my email verification
          request
Jim:      i'll probably end up with some golf clubs
Jim:      *kicks the computer* I HATE TECHNOLOGY!!!!!
Jim:      arrgh
cuinhell: some third world country has it right now and are baseing their
          newly formed constitution on it
cuinhell: you shall go down in history as Jim the Deliverer....and then be
          assassinated for treason
Jim:      just how i wanted to be remembered in ife

				-- Jim cursing yahoo.com
				Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002