random quote of the moment

Moni:     we need an EN Porn movie
marcie:   never mind training.
marcie:   oh jesus
marcie:   how scary would that be
Zorro:    OH GOD NO
Xi:       now that would be twisted
cuinhell: good lord no, moni
Zorro:    please, no
Moni:     heh
DontKnow: 90% of the EN porn movie would be guys jacking off.
*Vanyel* ahahAHAHAH
cuinhell: even i have a line that I won't cross
cuinhell: it's pretty far down there in the dirt
cuinhell: but I hav eone
Zorro:    nod
Moni:     it would be pretty Ass focused
cuinhell: en scat porn
cuinhell: with midgets flinging feces
Xi:       ARGH!
marcie:   MIDGETS!
marcie:   and guinness
Xi:       stop that
cuinhell: careful xi
marcie:   and saundo directing all the midgets
marcie:   "okay, you with the baby oil, over here"
Moni:     saundo's a big guy
Xi:       feels like a meating at work
cuinhell: i have plenty of time to rig a feces flinging midget under your desk
          tonight
marcie:   "no, no, get off my leg, you little bugger"
Moni:     he's have to be careful not to step on them
Moni:     leg humping midgets
Xi:       ankle humping midgets
marcie:   *squish* "ah, dammit! someone call SAG and get a replacement
          midget!"
cuinhell: no
Moni:     midget jizz
cuinhell: SSAG
Xi:       STUNT MIDGET
Moni:     slippery stuff
cuinhell: not SAG ;)
Moni:     SAG is for older female midgets
Vanyel:   LICENSE ENFORCEMENT MIDGETS
cuinhell: that's a MS product, leo
Xi:       hmmm
cuinhell: don't speak it's name 3 times aloud
marcie:   MidgetWare
Moni:     MidgetAssWare
Moni:     MAW
marcie:   too freudian
Moni:     well...ya..I'm a fucking psychologist!
cuinhell: ...
marcie:   oh yeah!
Moni:     heh
cuinhell: i want that kind of therapy
Xi:       lubricated midget bowling on slip-n-slides
marcie gives moni a long, slow massage, WITHOUT midgets
Moni:     mmm..fucking therapy
Moni:     oh yes..no massage midgets
cuinhell: they could wear little corsets with handles in the back for easier
          throwing
Moni:     bwahah cu
Xi:       wait for it
Xi:       MIDGET CURLING!
cuinhell: !
marcie:   HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Moni:     hehehehehe
cuinhell: we are all going to a hell full of short demons when we die
Zorro:    indeed
Moni:     short demons with little juzzing penises and asses with anal leakage
cuinhell: ,,,
Moni:     and Yani
Zorro:    the chick is on again van. on comedy central
Vanyel:   jizzing ponies?
marcie:   we are a bunch of sick fucking bastards
cuinhell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vanyel:   what the fuck?
cuinhell repents
marcie:   i have tears from laughing so hard
Vanyel:   oh wait i cant read
Moni:     Jizzing ponies would be really messy
Zorro:    yuck
Zorro:    yuckyuckyuck
cuinhell: mini jizzing poines i'd omagine
cuinhell: imagine
Xi:       ponies fucking john tesh
cuinhell: for our hell
Xi:       while he sings
cuinhell: to hell with that
Moni:     drown the midgets in pony jizz
cuinhell: ponies doing john tesh karaoke
marcie:   imagine
marcie:   a midget john tesh.
marcie:   with a little schroeder piano.
cuinhell: GAHAHHAHA
Xi:       HEHEHEHEHEHE
Moni:     i'm gonna throw up
marcie:   but of course
marcie:   he'd have to release his albums
cuinhell: playing the charlie brown theme
Xi:       ...naked
marcie:   ....
marcie:   on mini-disc!
Vanyel:   i hate you guys
cuinhell: he'd have a little tiny blankie too
marcie:   NO REGULAR CDs FOR YOU!
marcie:   NO, MINI-TESH!
cuinhell: stained with shit and blood and midget jizz
Zorro:    i feel so dirrty
Moni:     GF done with her porno now.
marcie:   awesome
Moni:     problem is, i"m laughing to hard to talk with her
cuinhell: how was it?
marcie:   she's primed now
marcie:   finish her off
Moni:     how to explain what I"m laughing about
Moni:     ....
cuinhell: AHHAHAA
cuinhell: MUWAHAHAH
Vanyel:   two words
marcie:   "let me explain. ...no, is too much. let me sum up."
cuinhell: GF's and EN just don't splice
Vanyel:   pnoy jizz
Vanyel:   pony even
Moni:     midgets, pony jizz, hell and ass
marcie:   i'm having the same problem over here exlpaining to cyn why i have
          tears from laughing so much
Vanyel:   ahahehehe
Vanyel:   put her on for a second
marcie:   i'm trying to explain the midget thing
Vanyel:   LICENSE ENFORCEMENT MIDGETS
Vanyel:   actually for cyn
marcie:   "tactial midgets! tossing midgets!"
cuinhell: dakmmit leo
marcie:   "...okay, honey."
cuinhell: if you say that one more time they will FIND you
Vanyel:   it would be fillet of frog midgets
Vanyel:   LICENSE
Vanyel:   ....ENFORCEMENT
*** Xi is now known as xi-afk
Vanyel:   .....MIDGETS
marcie:   MIDGETS!
cuinhell: leo is toast

				-- midget EN John Tesh enforcement pr0n!
				Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 March 2003