random quote of the moment

ed:       tonight I shall have the new machine up with iSight
ed:       marcie  you may netsex me with your iSight.
marcie:   ed, i shall.
ed:       wear your sequined dyke-garb, would you?
Xi:       ed's rebroadcasting that out to the rest of us so you'll also need a
          tube of Crest, 14 eggs, a 12-pack of Walmart bags, and one
          Santa-type hat
marcie:   naturally
ed:       and 2 goats
marcie:   and a lesbian in a pear treeee
ed:       I got some elbonians paying big money for the goats
marcie takes notes
marcie:   that'll be $39.95 for the first 3 minutes and $12.95 per minute
          after
marcie:   we accept visa, mastercard or amex
Xi:       and you get extra credit for a snake charmer dildo
marcie:   moni will take your money at the door... just slide the card through
          her slot
Xi:       does the 39.95 include the goats?
marcie:   of course!
ed:       but it doesn't included the frozen chimpanzee's
marcie:   well, those are more expensive cause of shipping and stuff
marcie:   *you* try gettinga  dozen frozen chimps this close to christmas
Xi:       especially freshly frozen
Xi:       nobody wants year old frozen chimps

				-- marcie starting a new business
				Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 December 2003