random quote of the moment

brawk:    *briiiiiing*
saundo:   "Resumix, Chris speaking, FUCK OFF"
marcie:   wahahahahahaha
marcie:   yes
marcie:   THAT is the way to do tech support
brawk:    Mr. Jockstrap?  My server is down--help!
saundo:   "FUCK OFF"
saundo:   :-)
brawk:    How do I do that?
saundo:   ok
brawk:    I don't see a "FUCK OFF" key
saundo:   you take your head
saundo:   the one on your shoulders
saundo:   and you insert it rectally
saundo:   yes... yes.. that's it.. up yur ass
brawk:    That's what the other tech guy said, but it didn't help
brawk:    heh
brawk:    OK, I went & fucked myself, but the server is still down!
brawk:    You better come in *right* *away*
saundo:   "well, ti wasn't meant to fix the server, I just wanted to feel
          better"

				-- Saundo ranting about his job
				Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 1998