random quote of the moment

Cyrano:   software
Cyrano:   firmware
Cyrano:   hardware
Cyrano:   why not jigglyware?
ed:       they got 'em.
ed:       lojack bras
Cyrano:   ooer
ed:       work yoru daughters breasts over! ONLINE!
ed:       thats a killer app.. 
Cyrano:   yeah
Cyrano:   you could integrate it with xtraceroute
Cyrano:   with RFC1876 and IPv6, every nipple on the planet can be
          geographically addressed
Xi:       and chrated
Xi:       erm
Xi:       charted
Cyrano:   I wonder if dynamic DNS could be used to update rfc1876 fields
Cyrano:   then you could have a GPS in a laptop, updating lat/long live
Xi:       imagine a chart of worldwide nipple location per day
Xi:       nipple activity in your area
Cyrano:   nipple forecasts
Xi:       excellent
Cyrano:   sweatercasts
Xi:       "We'll have a strong chance of sweater-clad nipples appearing in the
          northeast today"
Xi:       we had the weather channel
Xi:       now we get the nipple channel
Xi:       nothing but nipple forecasts
Xi:       all day
marcafk:  y'all are some seriously disturbed children
*** marcafk is now known as marcie
Xi:       you mean to tell me you wouldn't watch a sweater forecast?
marcie:   i didn't say that ;)

				-- The Nipple Channel
				Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 October 2002