random quote of the moment

Slayer:   i love watching porn that reflects real life
Slayer:   take this one for example
Slayer:   two girls sitting on bed in their undies putting on makeup.  then
          they fuck.
Slayer:   _just_ like real life
Slayer:   i know this because my male classmates used to discuss this 
Slayer:   and we were right.  here's proof.
marcie nods solemnly
marcie:   that's exactly how it happens.
marcie:   we didn't want to tell you before, but now that you know
Slayer:   i knew it
marcie:   the secrets of lesbian sex... revealed!

				-- Slayer finding out the big secret
				Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2003