random quote of the moment

cerby:    convertibles and motorcycles have a detrimental effect on me wanting
          to work.
marcie:   duh
cerby:    now I just need a big breasted blonde to go cruising in..
cerby:    but she's at work today too. bleck.
Slayer:   i can put on a wig
cerby:    mmm, but then the drapes won't match the carpet..
Slayer:   i shave, big boy
cerby:    it's an awefully thoughtful offer tho Leo, but I'll pass.
Vanyel:   what teh hell did I just offer

				-- Leo coming in late
				Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 May 2006