9 August 2003

Seeker:   beowulf cluster?
Seeker:   vms cluster
marcie:   no
Seeker:   cluster fuck
marcie:   yes :)
Seeker:   charlie foxtrot
Seeker:   what kinda of cluster
marcie:   veritas
Seeker:   what is that
marcie:   heh
Seeker:   i bet it is microsoft crap
marcie:   it's a unix thing ;)
Seeker:   cool
marcie:   how would you know :P
Seeker:   how would i know what
marcie:   if unix is cool or not
Seeker:   because i build linux beowulf clusters
marcie:   ah. of course.
Seeker:   yes
Seeker:   what hardware is in the cluster
marcie:   2 sun 280Rs and 2 storedge 3310 disk arrays with 12 disks 
	  each, 73GB per disk
Seeker:   so sun
marcie:   you are very perceptive, young grasshopper
wob:      gee
wob:      this guy is fuckin on top of it or what
Seeker:   why don't you just throw that trash away and get some PC's 
	  and some fast IDE drives and put linux on 
marcie:   i tell ya
marcie:   can't get anything past him
marcie:   gee.
marcie:   you're right.
wob:      yep
marcie:   i'll do just that. immediately. tomorrow, even.
wob:      ah see there you go, typical PC mantality.
marcie:   i'll go down to compUSA and take care of that.
Seeker:   just put it on the gov't credit card like i do
wob:      can't think in terms of scalability, uptime, and 
	  reliability.
marcie:   that should really please the management i'mm working for. 
	  they'll love my initiative.
Seeker:   for 20K you can rock
wob:      "7 9's of uptime? what is that?"
wob:      no, you can't dummy.
marcie:   worth every penny.
wob:      get 7 9's of uptime out of a 20k setup
wob:      it won' happen.
Seeker:   right
Seeker:   get real
wob:      do you even know what that means?
wob:      no.
Seeker:   time dud
wob:      huh?
wob:      time of what/
marcie:   time dud?
wob:      and who set that standard?
Seeker:   somebody who stayed on bbs's their whole life
wob:      and WHY is that standard set?
wob:      ahahah
marcie:   hahaha
marcie:   awesome
wob:      ignorant fuck.
marcie:   wob!
wob:      next!
marcie:   you have no life!
wob:      that's me.
Seeker:   me
Seeker:   get in the real world
marcie:   gosh
marcie:   he's so right, wob
wob:      i work in it every day, wanna see my resume?
wob:      hehe
wob:      yep
marcie:   we've been living in a dream world every day
wob:      he's awesome
wob:      HES ALL SKILLZ
marcie:   yah
wob:      HAXOR 3lee+!
marcie:   he's 3l33+
wob:      hahahaha!@#
marcie:   yeah!
marcie:   playing with our piddly little sun servers
marcie:   wasting our time when we could be rocking out on PC servers.
Seeker:   yep
marcie:   what were we thinking?!?
wob:      hehe
Seeker:   exactly
wob:      who is this fuck again?
marcie:   it's so cute that you believe everything i say, seeker
marcie:   i dunno
wob:      ok
marcie:   he hits on me every time he comes in here tho
Seeker:   the real world is passing you by
wob:      ok dude
wob:      you're here on a friday night, you hypocritical fuck.
Seeker:   what are you doing with your sun system?
marcie:   running national semiconductor's analog chip division. how 
	  about you?
Seeker:   i wonder
wob:      lesse
Seeker:   semiconductors are dead
wob:      how about a 6million user email system?
wob:      that big enough?
marcie:   damn
marcie:   semiconductors are dead
Seeker:   quantum computers
marcie:   i have to go tell my boss
wob:      how about a 4million subscriber auth system?
Seeker:   all dead
wob:      ok ignore
wob:      i can't take it anymore
wob> hahahah, this is fucking excellent
wob:      he's brining my IQ down
wob> i love ignorance!
*wob* hahahaha
Seeker:   okay..maybe i'm wrong but
Seeker:   you know what
marcie:   no! impossible!
marcie:   you are a l33t PC linux haxx0r!@
wob:      haha
marcie:   never think that you're wrong!
Seeker:   do you know how many suns your gov't uses
Seeker:   none
*wob* he's not ignorant, he's stupid. ignorance can be fixed, 
	  unlearned, etc.
marcie:   that would make you less l33t!
*wob* which is worse
wob:      your govt.
wob> true. a small but important distinction
wob:      your the reason my govt is fucked
wob:      because of stupid fucks like you
Seeker:   really
wob:      yep
wob:      hahah
wob:      lunux
wob:      sco is gonna sue you too
wob:      hahahaha
marcie:   ahahahha
marcie:   awesome
Seeker:   yeah...they are sueing
marcie:   ahh, this has been a nice break from my veritas studies
marcie:   i needed a good laugh
wob:      hehe
Seeker:   okay
Seeker:   how about a contest
Seeker:   we take 20K
marcie:   ooh, can i?
Seeker:   i build a cluster and you build on
Seeker:   e
wob:      cool give me the money.
Seeker:   let's see who winds
Seeker:   -d
wob:      i dont do things for free.
wob:      wins.
wob:      YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TYPE
marcie:   ahahah
wob:      HOW DO YOU WORK IN THE IT WORLD
Seeker:   i'm drunk..give me a break
wob:      geesus FUCK.
wob:      no.
wob:      no excuses.
wob:      get out.
marcie:   ahahah
marcie:   you're too stupid to hang out here
Seeker:   i only come here when i'm really drunk
wob:      "I'm drunk"
wob:      I see.
wob:      when you are in full pathetic mode looking for attention
marcie:   in vino veritas
meg:      cuzzzz you're pretty when i'm drunk
wob:      well now you got it
marcie:   so as to speak
Seeker:   no drunk
wob:      I forgot pathetic fucks love attention, even when it's 
	  negative.
Seeker:   go ugly early..that is what i say
marcie:   your masturbation skills must be incredible, then
Slayer:   mmmm, hot date action
wob:      hah.
marcie:   and speaking of self-abuse
marcie:   hi slay :)
Slayer self abuses marcie
marcie:   mention jerking off and look who shows up ;)
Seeker:   i'm a gov't employee..i have to drink
marcie:   this explains so much.
wob:      gee just like our president.
wob:      good thinking, dumbass.
marcie:   ahahah