29 May 2002 the script kiddies find EN. *** icesatan has entered room 'Main' lonewolf: i take that as hell yeah icesatan: yo icesatan: sup? lonewolf: hey ice whats up icesatan: hey icesatan: not much icesatan: chillin icesatan: you? icesatan: anyone in here? Jim: hi ice icesatan: hello Jim lonewolf: ice is one of my people icesatan: hi jim icesatan: how are you? Slayer: "my people"? icesatan: slayer whats up? Slayer: are you the leader of a gang of thugs or something? lonewolf: satans mafia Jim: im fine icesatan: stanz mafia lonewolf: lol icesatan: satanz icesatan: wwere a programming group lonewolf: i gave you the site Slayer: yeah, that one icesatan: and some of us possess other certain skills icesatan: I possess some nice skills icesatan: right lonewolf lonewolf: he he icesatan: so anyone else in here? icesatan: this is fun *** Sarge has entered room 'Main' icesatan: sup icesatan: Sarge icesatan: sup man? Jim: yo Sarge lonewolf: most of us program in vb or c++ icesatan: hey sarge icesatan: vb and c++ and a little fox pro here icesatan: <---is currently working on a firewall in VB6 Slayer: a firewall in visual basic... icesatan: yeah Slayer: afk icesatan: A good one too lonewolf: you working on that with agent? icesatan: yeah icesatan: and Pimp lonewolf: sweet icesatan: you want in Lonewolf? lonewolf: yup yup icesatan: copyright it and sell it! icesatan: make some money for our troubles Sarge: hi Xi: personal firewall i assume as its being written in VB6 icesatan: Hi Sarge icesatan: yeah icesatan: Vb6 lonewolf: are you kidding theres so many freeones out there icesatan: not like ours is gonna be icesatan: lol lonewolf: just put an exploit in it that only we know lol icesatan: Im also looking at codes for a new port scanner icesatan: lol icesatan: anyone in here program at all? Xi: not enough to be employed at it Marianne: hey xi icesatan: lol Xi: morning Mari icesatan: hi Marianne Marianne: hi ice icesatan: good morning icesatan: how are you? Marianne: ok, i'm being bombarded with that stupid email going around about bill gates paying money for some beta testing scheme. Xi: i love hoax mail icesatan: fuck Bill gates icesatan: he's a retard Xi: always lights the mailscanners up like christmas icesatan: lol at Xi Marianne: we're not blocking it, so we're all getting hit with it. *** cu-sleep has been disconnected *** cuinhell has entered room 'Main' cuinhell: eibe Marianne: hi cu icesatan: probably has a virus in it lonewolf: too much spyware in windows icesatan: I agree icesatan: matrix spyware icesatan: lol icesatan: so where is everyone from? icesatan: I'am from MN lonewolf: pimp tried eraze it and it repopluated itself lonewolf: lol icesatan: yeah icesatan: you can't delete it unless your in safe mode icesatan: you gotta start in safe mode lonewolf: then he got rid of it and lost files in dos Slayer: ya know, i wouldn't pay a fucking penny for software from someone who can't spell "you're" icesatan: lol icesatan: that's funny as hell icesatan: lol icesatan: me either lonewolf: linux!!!!!!! yup thats the way to go Xi: blech icesatan: yes Linux Slayer: anyway, tell darkrose if she wants a guy who's actually old enough to drive to call me icesatan: Iam switching to Linux on Friday lonewolf: we never pay for software lonewolf: ha ha ha Jim: very commendable icesatan: darkrose is taken I believe Slayer: she's as taken as she wants to be icesatan: I think Im gonna try to write code for booters in this chat. icesatan: Slayer you are an idiot icesatan: lol Slayer: i see i have a fan club lonewolf: hey im probaly older than you i guarntee i have a bigger dick *** Xi has been disconnected *** Xi has entered room 'Main' Xi: re me icesatan: You have no fan club bro. Slayer: and if you think having a huge dick is a good thing, you're younger than i thought Jim: Slayer: why do all the weird ones find you.. icesatan: You have a little dick dont you Slayer: i dunno jim, but they surely do don't they lonewolf: cant paddle a boat with a rope lonewolf: lol icesatan: Slayer is the weird one, not us. icesatan: lol. Marianne: what is going on? no, slayer is not the weird one. Slayer: yes, but i'm established here, so i win Slayer: er, yeah marianne, i am the wierd one. i almost always am. icesatan: were gonna take this chat over, is that ok Jim: A firewall in VB.. now that one im gonna write down so i can laugh at it later... icesatan: fuck you pussy Marianne: yer not any weirder than most of the folks i know. icesatan: your a lamer icesatan: lol Slayer: ice, if you think you and your trs80 are powerful enough, go for it icesatan: they are icesatan: your just a lamer that dont know shit icesatan: lol cuinhell: i wouldn't give a newb credit for using a TRS80 icesatan: you couldnt program your finger to your ass Jim: i do enjoy meeting a literal genius.. Marianne: geez icesatan: Im not a newbie asshole Slayer: go ahead, lamo. hack me. 63.66.78.250 icesatan: so you wanna have some fun lonewolf? icesatan: thats not your IP icesatan: Im not stupid dick face Slayer: says whom Jim: man thse guys make me look talented.. and there ar ethose in this room that can vouch for that... icesatan: says I Lamer Marianne: who let these people in? Slayer: alrighty then icesatan: You think you could stop me if I was to hack you? icesatan: you couldn't stop me cuinhell: bwahhaha icesatan: nobody else has been able to. cuinhell: AHHAHAHAHA Slayer: i don't really think "stop" isa the word we're looking for Jim: gonna hack us with some vb script? icesatan: no cuinhell: d00d i r l33t Xi: AHAHAHAHAHA icesatan: I will shut you down for good lamer cuinhell: hack away Marianne: whatever happened to the nice geek conversations where i get to learn all about this computer stuff.. now i'm subject to immature babble? Jim: gonna buffer overflow my toaster? cuinhell: please do, and I hope yopu penetrate cuinhell: right, xi? ;) lonewolf: no its him i checked it Slayer: marianne, those only happen when we don't have idiots present icesatan: I'll penetrate your WIFE icesatan: lol Xi: yes please, come get it icesatan: Damn look at all the Lamers in here cuinhell: we are icesatan: you guy's fuckin amaze me Jim: Slayer: and you complained when there was silence.. icesatan: no more silence Slayer: this is more entertaining than silence cuinhell: so far you haven't impresses us with your "mad skillz" icesatan: our group has found a new chat to take over icesatan: lol cuinhell: hell, even zorro can type more coherently Slayer: now shush, i'm looking at natalie portman at age 13's panties Marianne: not exactly ice,.. we have ignore capabilities here Marianne: so take over all you want.. icesatan: well good for you Jim: icesatan: g0na 0wn ch@t r uuuuz? icesatan: I'll make program to boot people out Slayer: right Slayer: g'head, buut us Marianne: \/\/hatever cuinhell: careful mari, we'll all be in trouble whenever asssatan finds that leet script to run icesatan: I'll find it icesatan: Believe me. icesatan: I will find it Marianne: grow up cuinhell: thanks for claqrifying that you are in fact nothing more (and probably less0 that a skript kiddie icesatan: and I'll pass it out like wild fire icesatan: this chat will be like Yahoo before Im done Slayer: i overestimated darkrose if you two are her friends Jim: ya better go do some research snowcone... icesatan: lol cuinhell: pass that shit out like your mother pases out crabs at the shelter icesatan: everyone wanna be nice now? Marianne: to you? Slayer: see icesatan: thats what I thought Slayer: this is our house Slayer: you don't get to tell us to be nice icesatan: its gonna be mine soon. Marianne: doubt it Slayer: you don't get to do much of anything really icesatan: I dont Marianne: what a fucking loser Slayer: please, for the love of god, do somethign_ to us icesatan: I work with 10 yahoo programmers, there all the best icesatan: we'll fuck this chat client up icesatan: lol Jim: see.. the thing is.. the dorrs over there.. dont let it hit you in the ass on the way out. icesatan: Jim fuck you icesatan: your gonna be the first person I boot icesatan: lol Slayer: look, go back to bed, kid, and don't forget to set your back street boys alarm clock so you can get up for school Jim: uhuh.. right.. icesatan: later tonight me and my Boy's are gonna come up in here and have fun. cuinhell: icesatan: I work with 10 yahoo programmers, there all the best cuinhell: HGAHAHAHAHAHHA cuinhell: quake in fear! Jim: ice: but it'll be past yer bedtime cuinhell: he knows 10 people who can write HTML icesatan: Now if there were any other real programmers in here you could shut me down Slayer: if you program anything li8ke you type, i won't worry icesatan: I program very nicely icesatan: lol icesatan: remember they said yahoo messenger version 1065 couldnt be booted? bullshit Jim: i'll bet.. he can do the neatest "hello World" program i'll bet icesatan: yahoo hell 1065 is the name of the booter Slayer: yeah, that as a topic of hot discussion around here... cuinhell: jim: in less that 250 lines Jim: *nod* icesatan: Slayer must be the biggest lamer here Slayer: oh give him some credit: 200 lines cuinhell: he was, until today icesatan: I'm not a lamer, believe me. cuinhell: good god, someone save that for the quote page icesatan: I'm gonna change all this around Jim: does anyone still use that term 'lamer' i havent heard it since the 80's Slayer: right, and vanyel should play pro basketball Slayer: oh shit, i'm missing fisting porn ed: hrm. cuinhell: edfucker icesatan: ok I want someone to give me my IP, let's see hom many people in here know what their doing. Xi: edvard Slayer: i like to see how the smaller half lives icesatan: c'mon ya'll talk the talk, now walk the walk Marianne: hey ed ed: yo icesatan: -whois Slayer Jim farts in ice's general direction cuinhell: -whois dumbarse Slayer: it's /whois, idiot icesatan: good for you Jim ed: go away you fucking newbie tool ed: jesus christ icesatan: -whois Jim ed: icesatan: ok I want someone to give me my IP, let's see hom many people in ed: here know what their doing. ed: we'd fuckin eat you alive if we cared enough to look ed: you fuckin idiot icesatan: Bring it on ed: go find an IRC channel, maybe #hakurz and try and fuckin be cool there icesatan: lets do this ed: you fuckin idiot ed: shut the fuck up cuinhell sits back and waits for the ed rant ed: speak when spoken to, you fuckin n00b tool ed: jesus christ Jim: god this is getting old.. ed: go back to fuckin auggie you fuckin idiot Sarge: yes, god is pretty damn old ed: if we wanted to waste our fuckin time playing your fuckin luser games, we'd go to doggie and find you Slayer: approximately 4600 years old, as far as we can tell ed: now get the fuck out. icesatan: make me get out Slayer: probably a few hundred years more Jim: ice: its irc your after.. the kiddies all went there... ed: go hide behind your fucking sonicwall icesatan: mp3 ed: or your blacklice or whatever the fuck you went to best buy and bought icesatan: mp3.frogstar.org ha icesatan: ed your a lamer dude icesatan: were gonna go gatehr up our friends ed: ya ya icesatan: we'll be back ed: go gather 'em up icesatan: lol ed: you fuckin luser ed: christ ed: backtalk from a fuckin n00b luser icesatan: ed are you mad you fuckin pussy bitch ed: get the fuck out icesatan: make me Jim: theyre gonna challenge us.. to .. *fear* Super Mario World.. Marianne: how old is this idiot? icesatan: now Im gonna stay Slayer: 16, 19 tops icesatan: lol icesatan: 26 ed: -10 cuinhell: not your IQ, you simpleton cuinhell: your age icesatan: master degree in computer programming Marianne: oh geez.. he must be retarded or slow or something. ed: dialup icesatan: Marianne your about to be hacked ed: did that come with a side of fuckin n00b? cuinhell: of course ed, script kiddies never spring for decent connections Marianne: i so fucking dare you icesatan: ok Sarge: hahaha Marianne: i work for the government you fuck wit icesatan: what you gonna do about it? Slayer: you've got a masters in anything and you can't spell better than that? Marianne: i won't have to do anything Sarge: yeah..hack marianne I'd like to see that icesatan: thats almost scares me icesatan: lol Jim sits badk and watches icesatan: Im not scared of the government Jim: back even icesatan: fuck wit? cuinhell: of course you aren't, you aren't capable of doing anything to upset them ed: yea, fuckwit ed: you ed: fuckwit ed: you fuckwit icesatan: wouldnt that be Illegal for you to call me slanderous names ed: see how I put those together to describe you? Slayer: holy shit i think i just saw my ex girlfriend in a porno Marianne: no icesatan: yeah it would Jim: Slayer: thats gotta be a keeper eh? Sarge: why would that be illegal cuinhell: that's ok, when they see the logs of you threatening digital terrorism i'm sure the charges will be dropped icesatan: because my father works for the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT Marianne: doesn't even violate the ethics laws since i don't work with you Marianne: so do i. Slayer: it's only slander if you can prove it was somehow detrimental to you icesatan: He has security clearance cuinhell: my father can beat up your father, WAH WAH WAH cuinhell: stupid kid Marianne: so do i Jim: icesanta: who the fuck cares loser, just fuck off you useless moronic poor excuse for a festering turd. icesatan: I wont get shit, I didnt get shit for the last hack they caught me doing icesatan: lol Marianne: whatever icesatan: I didnt icesatan: they even had to give me my service back cuinhell: typoing in WIN at the c: prompt isn't hacking, junior lonewolf: you can what ever you want aslong as it not to the gov Sarge: that's a good one cu icesatan: It's great when your Father has top secret security clearance Jim: cu: i dont think its c++ he knows, its more like c:\ Slayer: does he make you swallow? Sarge: dude...do you know how many people in the world have top secret security clearance? icesatan: Slayer I would make you swallow icesatan: not many Sarge: bull shit ed: what, he's bragging about his fuckin security clearance icesatan: bout 30 in America ed: mahahahah Sarge: no, his father's Sarge: 30? Xi: icesatan: It's great when your Father has top secret security clearance ed: mahahahahahah Sarge: hahahahaha ed: hahahahahahaha Marianne: ice> are you just stupid or what? Slayer: you couldn't make iced tea, you pathetic excuse for a canine feces disposal tool icesatan: Not many have that clearance icesatan: Ive heard all about it Marianne: you have no business telling anyone the type of clearance your father has icesatan: believe me Sarge: you're more full of shit than my ass Marianne: you idiot! icesatan: what ever Sarge icesatan: You guy's are Lamers icesatan: Just admit it Jim: looks who's talking icemaiden icesatan: it'll be ok icesatan: dont cry Marianne: and top secret clearances are a dime a dozen icesatan: lol Sarge: well ice...I guess you're talking to one of those 30...then icesatan: lol Slayer: jesus fucking christ, how utterly stupid can you be and still be able to get online? you spell like my 4 year old mentally handicapped cousin. Slayer: plural nouns do not have apostrophes Jim: Slayer: thats an insult to yer cousin.. Jim: she's way smarter Sarge: i'll have to check to see who the other 29 are...if it's so tough to get.. icesatan: So where is this chat room based at? Slayer: in your aids infested mother's ass Sarge: that's top secret sorry Jim: nowhere and everywhere Sarge: only your father can know icesatan: lol icesatan: thats funny Xi: matter of fact, i'm sitting right next to someone with a top secret clearance. I must be REALLY privileged icesatan: I'm sure you are icesatan: That's funny Sarge: ice..what are you 11? 12 maybe? Slayer: my cock has top secret clearance in your sister's mouth icesatan: My sister is 10 dude icesatan: your sick Slayer: you think i don't know this icesatan: you don't know shit Slayer: i'd love to split her prepubescent little pelvis open and shoot my semen into her child's womb icesatan: hmm lemme save this page Sarge: haha icesatan: I'll give it to the police Slayer: i bet you peek in on her when she's going potty don't you Sarge: so you can post it to your father after your hack? icesatan: Slayer what your saying right now is very Illegal Slayer: tossing your tool thinkkiing about when she finally gets old enough that you can suck on her used tampons Slayer: no, what i'm saying right now is in absolutely no way illegal icesatan: yes it is Slayer: you're dumber than you seem then icesatan: guess what we also have your IP your fucked dude icesatan: lol Slayer: yay Jim: nope it aint illegal, unless.. yoru guilty of some of it icecream boy Sarge: as we have yours ice... Mr. I'm going to hack the government Slayer: i can talk all i want about sliding my dick inside your 10 year old sister's ass and you can't do fucking shit about it, you worthless chicken fucker icesatan: thank you Slayer icesatan: your fucked dude icesatan: lol Marianne: so xi, how's it going today? Jim: weve been around, we've had arguments with bigger losers than you icesatan, frankly your not even a challenge, your the weakest link...fuck off Sarge: haha ok I gave him more credit.. ice is 9 years old at the most icesatan: talking about underage children like that in a chat room is infact illegal\ Xi: not too shabby amazingly. got another trip to denver coming up soon icesatan: I hope you enjoy your day Marianne: way cool. i think i'm taking the #3 class in july Slayer: no, it's not Marianne: i'm gonna wait until i finish the fourth class before i start testing. Xi: woo! how many more to go Mari? icesatan: Yes it is Marianne: 5 more Xi: rock on icesatan: I studied law you Idiot Jim: icesatan: does this mean yer going now? Marianne: 4 core classes 3 electives Jim: doe sthis mean we'll get some goddman quiet? Marianne: i've had 2 core classes Slayer: about as much as you studied programming icesatan: no im gonna call the police first icesatan: and show them this nasty sick shit Marianne: please tell them how you threatened to hack my government system while you're at it ok? Slayer: tell them how i want to slide my tongue against her hymen too ed: don't forget the pics of your mom and I and the goats. Sarge: yeah...you call the police on a guy named "slayer" in a internet chat room Slayer: unless you already took it Slayer: then i'll selttle for seconds icesatan: I never threatened to hack a Govt system Sarge: haha icesatan: I threatened to hack an individual Sarge: ok little guy Marianne: who is on a gov't system Marianne: same difference Slayer: who happens to be inside of a goverment facility icesatan: no not the same difference icesatan: sorry Marianne try again Jim: and witnesses to say that you did icesatan: oohhh so scared Slayer: apparently there _is_ no lower limit to the intelligence required to get online icesatan: did you save it? icesatan: no icesatan: to bad Jim: i dont give a fuck if you are or not... your choice.. ed: ahh, yea... ed: screen logs rock icesatan: I saved what he said Marianne: actually, there is a running log of this bbs Marianne: so it's all there Jim: and we saved what you said Slayer: and even if not, we can just make up something ed: so we can save your fuckin thrashign for later reviewing. icesatan: funny Slayer Slayer: it'll hold about as much validity as anything you can turn in icesatan: I just saved this page as well icesatan: lol icesatan: younmguy's are really somethimng Jim: well you keep your pages icesatan: ok Jim icesatan: ok Jimmy boy icesatan: lol ed: shaddup cockbite icesatan: You guy's are such lamers ed: its only because most of us spend our lives babysitting clueless fucks like you Jim: and yer keeping the company of said lamers? Jim: must mean yer lame too icesatan: No im not a lamer Jim: your right.. lamer woul dbe a compliment for you icesatan: You guy's ever read the book called "The Blue Nowhere"? Slayer: tell your sister i want my hello kitty videos back Marianne: all of this has given me a headache Slayer: she's had them entirely too long Marianne: i need a new computer icesatan: New computers are on sale right now Jim: what a profound statement icesatan: Dells thou, not the best but they work nicely Slayer: oh, i'm smoking marijuana too. be sure and tell the police that too. icesatan: Smoke a bowl for me please. icesatan: well not much talk going on Slayer: now see, this is why i love 10 year olds. they're so agile. Marianne: i've got to set up a network at home, and i've got two computers, but i want a third. Marianne: i need a new monitor as well Marianne: i could probably find a good cheap monitor somewhere and jsut stick with two computers for now. Slayer: and their feet are usually small enough to get into my mouth all at once icesatan: so whos from eclipse.avalon.net? Slayer: your momma icesatan: tyour about to be shut off icesatan: lol Slayer: if you get them young enough they get used to the taste of semen cuinhell: funny, i haven't seen anyone booted yet Slayer: wow, he finally shut up. did you get him or something? ed raises hand ed: I'd be mr eclipse. Marianne: interesting icesatan: I'm havin fun with this ip 208.243.54.18 ed: I'm sure you are. Jim: he cant get his jollys off anything else icesatan: well Mr eclipse you like hitting my firewall that many times ed: I'd imagine it was several thousand. icesatan: I can tell your a lamer dude already Slayer: would this be your "visual basic vfirewall"? icesatan: well you'll like whats comin your way icesatan: lol Jim: 10 Print "I sense an attack" Jim: 20 GOTO 10 cuinhell: winblows is l33t Jim: i just posted his source Slayer: ahahah icesatan: this is so funny icesatan: when i tuen all this in to my ISP ed nods cuinhell: be sure to tell your mommy too this to my ISP icesatan: Im gonna be a dick just because you guy's were so rude Im gonna pass Slayer: oh god, the utter horror of having unitelc after us icesatan: then we'll see who's laughing ed: I know when my lusers come to me whining that somebody portscanned them after they said "go ahead, hack me" on IRC, I laugh at them. cuinhell: ice: please do, i'd love to send them the log of your hacking threats, i'm sure you violate their acceptable use policy ed: make sure you contact my isp, abuse@avalon.net icesatan: no ed: I'm sure they'll care. Slayer: dammit i hate it when i run out of rum Slayer: bourbon it is Slayer: afk icesatan: o Marianne: i don't much care for ru m icesatan: o Marianne: rum even icesatan: o marcafk: icesatan: Im gonna be a dick just because you guy's were so rude Im gonna pass marcafk: this to my ISP Jim: I much prefer tequila marcafk: look! fresh meat! *** marcafk is now known as marcie marcie: auggie must be down again marcie: we're getting all the lamers Xi: marcie marcie: zie Jim: mornin' marcie Xi: guten tag Marianne: hi marcie marcie: it certainly is morning cuinhell: whee, so begins the 3 hour conf call marcie: hi mari Marianne: nah, auggie's up Slayer: he's not even bright enough to get to auggie marcie: oh dear Marianne: my new dog snores Slayer: oh my god i love the sweet sweet taste of jim beam Jim: somebody musta typed the address in for him to get to here... Jim: maybe his mom Slayer: no, he's a friend of the boyfriend of a girl who's been here ed: did his luser ass vacate to auggie yet? ed: go back to auggie Slayer: i had higher expectations for her, but i don't know now ed: he's the friend of an auggie cow? ed: what? Marianne: well you know the saying.. something like you are the company you keep Jim: Slay: maybe her bf is just a loser and hangs around with losers... Slayer: hey, icecock, are you still here? Jim: see Marianne's comment, better than mine :) ed: he must be cutting and pasting his VD6 firewall logs into Notepad so he can send them to his ISP Slayer: bwahahah Slayer: i think i killed him with a simple ping flood Slayer: he's oddly quiet cuinhell: he found some new NSYNC pr0n to beat off to Jim: maybe he's jerking off or something ed: sudo hping -i u1 -1 -d 1024 dig-413.unitelc.com ed: HPING dig-413.unitelc.com (de0 216.189.133.123): icmp mode set, 28 headers + 1024 data bytes ed: ^C ed: --- dig-413.unitelc.com hping statistic --- ed: 129 packets tramitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss *** Stiletto has entered room 'Main' ed: ya, he's gone Stiletto: hey all Slayer: my ping hasn't errored out though ed: who are you pinging? Slayer: so his address is still around Xi: is it still showing responses? Slayer: dig-413 Stiletto: hey Slayer, cool... I just checked out your web page Slayer: yes Marianne: hey stil Stiletto: Marianne :) how are you? Slayer: what about my webpage ed: he's gone as far as I can see Stiletto: just ran across a link to it.. checked it out Slayer: --- 216.189.133.123 ping statistics --- Slayer: 31064 packets transmitted, 12217 packets received, 60% packet loss Slayer: round-trip min/avg/max/stddev = 1348.121/3163.455/6822.568/787.185 ms Slayer: (slayer@belladonna) /usr/home/slayer [82] # ping -f 216.189.133.123 Slayer: PING 216.189.133.123 (216.189.133.123): 56 data bytes Slayer: .................................................................... ........... Stiletto: there's a shrine to someone's feet there... hehehe Slayer: mistress and sunbeam Stiletto: ah Stiletto: where's Moni these days? Stiletto: Sunbeam = Missy? Slayer: no Slayer: she's probably asleep or goign to work marcie: sunbeam == sunbeam Stiletto: I mean what state is she in? marcie: mistress == mistress Stiletto: thanks Marcie :P marcie: the state of arousal Slayer: i fucking can't believe after all that talk he got taken down by _me_ with a fucking ping flood Stiletto: heheh Manuka: blorf Slayer: does this mean i'm 133+? Xi: sure, why not Slayer: yay marcie: j00 r 3l33+!@#! ed: ya ed: you're l33t slay cuinhell: d00d r0x! Sarge: hahaha Slayer: well ok ed: hmm Slayer: ......................................^C Slayer: --- 216.189.133.123 ping statistics --- Slayer: 5558 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss ed: doiing -a with another host works better Xi: sl4y 1s 4 37337 h4x0rZ Slayer: i guess i did get him Manuka: ugh, hold on, printer pulling an Audrey Sarge: slayer the h4x0r Jim: i am not worthy in the precence of j00 slay.. ed: initially I tried -a with the host I as hitting ed: all I get are icmp unreachables Slayer: and i've only got 256k up ed: but if I pick another random host Sarge: he was probably on a win98 machine or something Slayer: we've already established that he couldn't handle a trs80 Jim: probably on a dialup modem *** agent has entered room 'Main' marcie: goddammit Slayer: and anythign less than that he couldn't figure out Sarge: and...I'm logging this slay, I'm going to turn you into the police for hacking marcie: ahahahahahaahhaa marcie: he's back! Slayer: the 133+ h4x0r is back Sarge sings...top secret agent man agent: hello Manuka: ok, what fun have I been missing? Sarge: hi ice agent: sup agent: lol Jim: hi ice.. you really think we're that fucking stupid? marcie: LOL!@#!!!!!!11 Sarge: dumb shit agent: 33000packets marcie: LOLOLOLOLOL marcie: lame. agent: hmmm agent: I like having the Ip's marcie: ASL????????????? marcie: WHO R U???!!@#$??? Jim: hahahaha cuinhell: redialed hahaha *** Lia has entered room 'Main' agent: Lets say Slayer sent packets to the wrong person marcie: B1FF!!!@#! Sarge: I wonder if he told his daddy on us.. cuinhell: let's say you are on a different dialup port now, tool agent: No I'll take care of it myself Lia: Is it possible to get food poisoning from tortilla chips? Slayer: funny. if someone sent packets to the wrong person, why did you have to redial? agent: Believe me marcie: no agent: I'll give the Ip's to my bud's and we'll all have some fun Manuka: answer the question. Slayer: well it is, but you'd have to be eating some raunchy chips ed: what? cuinhell: HAHAHA there's a kiddy comment ed: you're back again? Lia: they weren't raunchy agent: hi ed ed: "me and my skript friends will do you in" marcie: this is why i like ssh'ing in from a remote box Lia: but now I feel like hell Slayer: he's on dialup ed: yes ed: and he's ghosted on here from his last appearance Lia: trying not to puke Slayer: and apparently using some sort of elite defense method against my top notch ping flood attempt agent: 207.174.15.170 Sarge: hahah Sarge: yeah called win98 marcie: ahahaha agent: slayer Stiletto: maybe I should jump off of here and get back behind the government firewall.. you guys make me nervous Slayer: at your service Jim: agent: u r 2 133t 4 uz! agent: give it up Slayer: sure Slayer: i'll let someone else have some fun marcie: i can't be arsed marcie: but thanks Slayer arses marcie marcie: uh marcie: thanks? Slayer: you're most welcome Sarge: I'm sure our WAN manager would like ice hitting our router Lia: are we tormenting guests again? marcie: he's not a guest! Lia: then what's his excuse? marcie: he's an 3133+ h4x0rr!!@#! Slayer: you insultguests worldwide Lia: ah Sarge: just make sure you hit the right one...because if you take the state patrols system down..they might get mad ed: where did he go? Slayer: gee i dunno Lia: you scared him off ed: agent ed: hello agent Slayer: maybe my ping flood got him before i shut it off ed: hellooooo agent Sarge: he's calling his father and his 3l337 friends Slayer: he couldn't be stupid enough to get hit by the swame thing twice could he cuinhell: probably sobbing into mommies skirt *** agent has been disconnected cuinhell: HA Xi: AHAHAHAHA Jim: byebye Slayer: oh gee Stiletto: hehe Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHA ed: hahahahahaha Jim: heheh Xi: IMCOMING! marcie: HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA marcie: i love it Slayer gives ed a beer cuinhell: GRENADE! ed: blackhole:jhetrick {122} sudo hping -i u1 -1 -d 1024 dig-366.unitelc.com -a dig-413.unitelc.com ed: HPING dig-366.unitelc.com (de0 216.189.133.76): icmp mode set, 28 headers + 1024 data bytes ed: ^C ed: --- dig-366.unitelc.com hping statistic --- ed: 5901 packets tramitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss ed: round-trip min/avg/max = 0.0/0.0/0.0 ms Sarge: oh you gott love that Sarge: a marcie: "IM GONNA BRING YOU DOWN!@#!" *ping* *thunk* Slayer: who's next? Xi: -u1 does it again Sarge: haha Slayer: marcie, you got a fast connection? cuinhell: YOU ARE ALL LAME Manuka: 4551 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, +2 errors, 100% packet loss Slayer: just fucking ping -f him Slayer: that's all it's been taking marcie: i love you guys Manuka: ping -f -s 64000 dig-366.unitelc.com marcie: you warm my heart Jim: ive only got 64k here.. that'll do no damage... Lia: you have a heart? Lia: :> marcie: hehehehehe Slayer: what's the -s do Xi: oh but it will jim Xi: he's a dialup monkey marcie: packet size cuinhell: fuck his firewall, dialup can't handle that traffic ;) Manuka: slay: packet size Xi: saturation is your griend marcie: on linux, anyway Xi: erm. friend Slayer: oh marcie: on solaris it's something else Manuka: put it this way, that saturated my T1 marcie: heh heh heh Slayer: my little dsl was being used to its fullest extent Sarge: I wonder what it would take to saturate an oc3? cuinhell: I AM EL33T! (If you don't ping me) Manuka: eek, printer overflowing Stiletto: a pair of wire cutters? Slayer: what packet size were you using Manuka: 64K Slayer: that's what i used to use when i remembered what -s did Slayer: for some reason i thought -f on bsd used the max packet size Slayer: he's gone so oh well Slayer: if a ping flood is all it takes, we can keep him gone for days Sarge: throughout the day just hit that IP with floods cuinhell: and he lives close enough to pipe if needed Lia: how long do you think it will take him to come back? Jim: if he comes back Xi: 5 minutes or so since he's on the phone to his ISP right now whining marcie: grin Slayer: sarge, he's on dialup. he'll probably have a different IP every time he comes here. Lia: heh Xi: DADDY! these kids on the Internet were mean to me Slayer: aw fuck this girl is hot Sarge: depends on the dialup Stiletto: anyone know who this guy is anyway? ed: where did he go? Slayer: a cute little small breasted blonde girl getting straponed by another chick cuinhell: *sob sniffle* and then, these lamers ping flooded me and my little modem strangled itself *WAHHHHH!* ALL I WANT IS NSYNC PR0N! Stiletto: hahaha Slayer: he had a different IP the past 2 times Slayer: i love it when hotties strapon each other Sarge: oh then Slayer: sarge, i'll teach you everything i know about hacking Sarge: oh slayer..do you read blender magazine? marcie: you just did Slayer: next time he comes on, if you have access to a unix box, ping -f -s 64000 him Stiletto looksat marcie Stiletto: hehee marcie: what marcie: WHAT Stiletto: a rather extensive knowledge of hacking.... Slayer: i don't know shit, man. i just play along and listen for my name Slayer: my specialties are cooking and sex Stiletto: not that I could do better... with my 56k dialup Sarge: slayer..do you read blender? Slayer: i could do this much with my 14.4 dialup Slayer: i just had unix accounts around the globe