marcie: hey Nance, gonna arm yourself to the teeth so you can go to work every day? the NRA loves YOU marcie: fucking fewls china: Yeah, well, I told the folks here that I'm a medievalist and don't believe in carrying firearms. china: But that I do, however, believe in carrying a crossbow, so I expect an accommodation to be made. -- Nancy on her teaching profession Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 February 2018 %% saundo: UK on 3 week lockdown marcie: it's about time marcie: fucking Boris Johnson should be dragged into the streets and shot marcie: or, better yet, let loose the Scots on him saundo: NOT THE NOT THE SCOTS saundo: nicolae sturgeon will take hm in the first round *** saundo has been disconnected *** saundo has entered room 'Main' marcie: FN0RD marcie: SIC THE SCOTS ON HIM saundo: FN0RD saundo: THEN, THE IRISH marcie: hell, the Irish and the Scots will fight each other for the chance saundo: it might be the only time they ever work together saundo: to fuck over bojo marcie sings "we are the world" saundo: we are the chiiiiilllldren saundo: we ar ethe ones who are going to break your bones saundo: and dance on your grave, bojooooooooooooooooooooooooo marcie: excellent marcie: THERE'S A CHOICE WE'RE MAKINNNNNN marcie: WE'RE TALKING YO-OUR LIIIIIIFE marcie: s/talking/taking/ marcie: IT'S TRUE WE'RE GONNA DIG YOUR GRAVE marcie: JUST YOU AND MEEEEE saundo: this is all tremendous marcie: we are true artists marcie: our contribution to the war^Wplague effort -- fuck Boris Johnson Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 March 2020 %% Veritech: I do not want to have a probe up my nose. Princess: Gates has at-home testing. We're considering asking for it Mistress: damn. Probe up your ass Veritech: have to buy me dinner first saundAFK: and drinks marcie: aaaaaand we're back -- the band is back together Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% Sarge: really it was the electoral college thats to blame marcie: and my own hot ass -- politics talk Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% saundAFK: we're all sanding off the weirdness rust -- saundo, philosophical on the nature of reality Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% quinn: *** quinn is Quinn (wobs pubes) marcie: yesssssss wob: well no time like the present -- wob going for it Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% saundo: we are the cheapest therapy there is dweez: not true saundo: YOU'RE the cheapest, dweez marcie: dweez's ass is the cheapest therapy there is dweez: yes Cerberus: I'm easy, not cheap. -- girls, girls, you're both pretty Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% quinn: bet seedy motel sex in high school I ever had quinn: jajajajajaja wob: fuckin a quinn: *best wob: true that all the way saundo: motel sex or disappointment? wob: can it be both? -- y'all need jesus Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% quinn does dass and marceho marcie faints dassin swoons marcie: :D marcie: quinn you are powerful beyond measure -- we will convert quinn yet Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% marcie warms up her punching arm Mis: I have some of that in the freezer. Mis hits wob marcie: missy...babe... you are so hot to me right now wob: i didn't do it Mis: it's so yummy. I hate being cold and hot sake is nom. marcie: not that that's new Mis hits wob again, just because marcie likes it. wob: well that's okay wob: and like, do it more. and stuff. Mis: heh Mis: weirdo wob: well...yeah -- some things never change Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% sunbeam: EN brought some very good luck today, FINALLY. everything's coming up goats. -- EN, the bringer of luck and goats Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% Mis: brb..gotta go stick my hand inside a chicken. wob: hot. *** Mis is now known as Misdinne *** marcie is now known as chicken -- I mean, wouldn't you Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% K: i got a new television from one province over from Wuhan K: Guangdong K: so i hope it's ok Lisa: probably not. send it to me and i'll take care of it wob: lol dassin: good plan marcie: lisa, making the sacrifices for the greater good -- lisa takes one for the team during The Plague Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% wob: i got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboy's zuit suit *** K has been disconnected ... *** K has entered room 'Main' wob: please don't stand so close to me -- wob attempting to scare K off Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% janet: i hear you get time off for being dead -- the upside to The Plague Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% Courtney: can you guys go back to being raunchy lesbians and knock off the nerd talk? -- the more things change, the more they stay the same Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% Cerberus: the jokes on you, raunchy lesbians never quit *** Misafk has been disconnected marcie: except when they do -- eyyyyy *fingerguns* Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% *** janet has entered room 'Main' marcie: janet baby marcie licks janet all over janet: wha ee soney: re janet marcie: atta girl janet: do re me marcie: sorry, all I heard was "do me" marcie does janet janet: there's the idea! -- janet and marcie, sittin in a tree Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% janet: better a muffin top than a brownie pan marcie: ... marcie: no, even with context that made no sense -- janet bringing surrealism to EN Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% janet: you can never be too rich, too thin, use too much lube or have too much swap space -- janet with life advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% janet: if you need 240 to run it, worry wob: I wou;dn't just scoop it out wob: that's unsanitary :D janet: carbonate it janet: lol wob: hmmmm. janet: seltzer bottles wob: would it tingle? would it burn? sunbeam: put it in a fire extinguisher wob: haha janet: oh good one -- on hoarding lube Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% Courtney: my ass hurts Courtney looks at marceho marcie whistles marcie: I bought a 55-gallon drum of lube, I don't know what else you expect from me Courtney: my vagina is a 55 gallon drum of lube. marcie: yeah it is. -- the sizzling sexual tension Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% marcie: drink more, then your ass won't hurt Courtney: or will it marcie: let's find out marcie smacks court's ass sunbeam: schitt's creek & sour cherry beer soney: i don't hear any screaming Courtney likes it Courtney: screaming is for pussies -- courtho's ass, of fame and legend Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% soney: how tf do you find a dildo that bluetooths your phone soney: i am apparently behind the times in my google searching -- modern technology! Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2020 %% sunbeam: I sleep face up like a scary mummy -- scary sunbeam Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% Courtney: i will never forget your story about spitting a mouth full of cum out a screen window -- how to know you're on EN Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% CourtAFK: i m not the waif anymore =i am the HH sixed tiddies -- courtney and her boyfriend, whiskey Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% china: The Boomers are going to die from the virus, the Millennials are going to die from stupidity, and THEN it will be OUR TIME!!!! -- Generation X representing Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% janet: i swear ill finally write a front end in expect that reformats chat to arbitrary screen sizes janet: aw yeah marcie: hell just port EBBS to zfs Jim: Gen X will inherit the hearth but without man bun baristas, who will make our coffees? marcie: that's the final boss scenario here marcie: make it run in kubernetes janet: it would just get packed with people janet: im thinking a db2 based back end... Jim: we need to deploy EN as a Docker package... SCALABLE!!!!!!11111oneone janet: no wait, ms sql server Jim: no Jim: nonono janet: weblogic middleware marcie: oh god janet: because of course weblogic Jim: Lotus Notes? Jim: :D marcie: oh jesus god janet: and a front end written in peoplesoft marcie: all y'all need jesus -- evil is afoot Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% wob: it would be nice to get laid for reals. who's up to swap viruses -- love in the time of covid-19 Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% wob: there's nothing better than doing coke off a hookers ass while going to pound town. K: i'll bring the coke -- K the hooker Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% *** dweez is now known as dweezMTG dweezMTG: customer is back wob: fuck that customer Princess: I have a Smith and Wesson in my kitchen. Smith Brothers Milk & Wesson oil. Speaking of which, it may be lunchtime dweezMTG fucks the customer wob: there you go. K: now that's customer service wob: that's a happy customer right there. marcie: but does the customer even notice, is the question dweezMTG: i need to minimize this wineodw or i'll laugh in hisear too often K: service that account Princess ponders wob: that's the best part. they think they did. that's why he's such a great salesman. marcie: ahahahaha AQUAMAN: "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" Princess: hahahha! K: hahahaha Princess: HAHAHAHHA -- dweez providing customer service and deception Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% marcie: people were bitching about it 15 years ago because it was too MASSIVE Sarge: I think I have an extra usb drive around here.. marcie: please take that out of context Sarge: that's what she said... marcie: weak K: haha Mis: massive, but weak wob: it's still too massive. I'm tight. Sarge: well I can't throw a meme up or anything marcie downgrades to the dildo the size of her forearm Sarge: so that's what you're getting wob: please bring up the barrel of lube marcie summons the cabana butches to bring the lube AQUAMAN: 20w50 for some good pressure marcie: wait for it Mis: ooooo.....Cabana Butches! K: reminded me of bubba bob marcie: eyyyyy there it is! dweezMTG: MASSVE is good, right? more is better and all that? Mis: :) wob: yes. marcie: I knew I could count on you, moni dweezMTG: ok Sarge: _ Sarge: _ __ ___ __ _ ___ ___ (_) __ __ ___ Sarge: | '_ ` _ \ / _` | / __| / __| | | \ \ / / / _ \ Sarge: | | | | | | | (_| | \__ \ \__ \ | | \ V / | __/ Sarge: |_| |_| |_| \__,_| |___/ |___/ |_| \_/ \___| *** skypup has entered room 'Main' dweezMTG: YES!! marcie: noice dweezMTG: FUCK YES!!! Mis: I'm always here for ou Mis: WOOP! wob: nie res tip on that I wob: nice Sarge: Sarge: better? skypup: oh, what a greeting!!! lol *** Princess is now known as PrinAFK PrinAFK: a MASSIVE greeting marcie: god this place is a festering hole marcie: i love it so much. -- tomfoolery Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% wob: robot army. saundAFK: the robot centipede wob: it's coming. wob: all the roombas are gonna rise up one day and kill us all. marcie: not mine marcie: I'm nice to my robot saundAFK: we thought skynet would come for us with the nukes, but it was the roombas all along -- plague-ridden robot army of DOOM Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% dweez: what/s the correct protocol for leaderworhsip? wob: bend over saundo: orange ring around the mouth saundo: anus that hurts wob: lol saundo: lack of soul wob: it burns! cerby: it always burns wob: santa maria! saundo: spray tan on your violated anus hurts like a bitch saundo: now you understand melania's RBF dweez: alrighty then dweez: i NEEDED that information devil: she's just glad he can't get it up any more saundo: the more you know wob: well from what stormy said, he ain't hung wob: just a fucking button mushroom devil: everybody has seen those hands wob: gross. saundo: and i'm going to go with the expert on that one wob: right? saundo: is she perhaps the last expert he's ever listened to? wob: probably dweez: oh my god -- HAIL ORANGE HITLER Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% wob: someone start that fucking service in denver. now. cerby: pussy delivery? cerby: I'm sure tht service already exists in denver. wob: i think that exists already 6-baller: hahha devil: well wtf are the strippers in denver doing? saundo: herpes express wob: i'm talking about taco pussy delivery devil: i know there are plenty of them, i saw quite a few of those too wob: yes. i wonder what's up at the diamond cabaret devil: you should mobilize them to serve! wob: been years since i've been wob: I should! wob: "Listen up bitches!" devil: MOBILIZE! marcie: organize! agitate! masturbate! wob: i mean. this could very quickly become a mafia type thing wob: i could be a boss. finally. devil: save a horse hump a doorframe cerby: organate! wob: too late wob: :D cerby: poor horse. wob: what did that horse ever do to you china: GODDAMNIT cerby: wouldn't you like to know. saundo: we know saundo: we all know cerby: hola china. saundo: we've seen the video china: cerb!!!! cerby: seen it in 4k? wob: shhh. we don't talk about that amongst proper company. saundo: 4k and 101" wob: the 4k was xtra tho saundo: i'll never be the same again cerby: the day you are proper company is the day dweez goes celibate -- business ideas during The Plague Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% janet: i still want a tactical potato peeler -- janet's plan to take over the world Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% Courtney: in Canada Karen spells it with a C and Caren always says "please may I speak you your manager, eh?" -- Courtney on the dreaded Karen Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% Courtney: Barbara's can be quite bad up here, too. wob: is barbara typically blonde Courtney: Barbara's don't wash their hair and always have it in a greasy ponytail and a pair of crocs on their feet. wob: haha yes. sunbeam: who is nameing their baby Barbara wob: they go to wal mart sunbeam: naming Courtney: they drop their kids off at school in bath robes, not because they were in a rush, but because it makes them look like the hurried mom WyldSyde: I named my baby Betty wob: that makes them cool K: those people suck Courtney: at school parent council, BARB is always complaining about the principal and the bullying policy. Courtney: Betty is a kick ass name. sunbeam: oh Betty is so cute!! I love it so. 6-baller: what direction does she want to change the bullying policy? wob: old school cool *** Princess has been disconnected Courtney: FZT: naturally, BARB wants it loosened because her obese 11 year old with a firecrotch head hates his life and takes it out on other students Courtney: BARB is often seen stopping at the 7-11 before morning bell to pick up a banana and some taquitos for Braiyden's lunch wob: hahahha wob: so...white trash Courtney: yet, Barb is middle class. Courtney: it's a conundrum. wob: this is awesome. so much i don't know about these worlds K: hahah Courtney: Then there's ERIN> 4 kids, youngest is just into grade 1, brags about how she'll rejoin the workforce but instead chainsmokes and sleeps all day -- OH NO THE DREADED BARB Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% sunbeam: my town is full of type A brain surgeons & attorneys, the PTA is thunderdome. -- California is a horror show Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% marcie waves dollar bills in courtho's general direction marcie: they're american dollars! Courtney: US dollars? or Canadian dollars? Courtney: HA Courtney: jinx marcie: :D marcie: I know what I'm about Courtney: so like, they are worth $4 each. Courtney: sold. marcie: exactly. you know i love you. marcie: i would never offer you monopoly money during these trying times. -- courtho works hard for the money Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% sunbeam: are there mosquitos right now? soney: oh girl, they swarmed me yesterday soney: I can hear the frogs at night, what ARE they doing sunbeam: omg frogs you have one job -- damn lazy frogs Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% sunbeam: I would be really worried if people lost their will to perv. -- sunbeam on the existence of coronarotica Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2020 %% wob: well I love my cock. *** dweez has left the room china snogs marcie. wob: it's the weirdest thing ever. marcie faints dassin: I'm equal opportunity.. cock.. no cock.. whatevs china: Right on, dassin. dassin: are there bits that feel good? then game on devmeet: your cock is weird? marcie: thumbs up, buddy wob: well all cocks are kinda weird. just look at it wob: it's fucking weird marcie: oh for sure ed: they're fucking bizarre dassin: that's very true ed: even mine with the 90 deg bend the last 1/3 wob: hahaha wob: I got the banana action. ed: sometimes I pull it straight ed: and I'm like "this thing is fucking wierd" ed: and then it spits. devmeet: there are weirder cocks than human cocks ed: "WTF!" wob: dog cocks are weird ed: yup ed: I have 5 hogs wob: HAHAHA ed: they call it screwing for a reason. wob: ed's blown them all china: Oh, thank God, dev is here. devmeet: hog cock is the worst wob: I don't think i've ever seen hog cock ed: you know you've embraced the farm life when you're googling how to AI hogs dassin: dude. hog cock has nothig on duck cock ed: and buying hog jizz online. marcie: dear god devmeet: though if a cat cock was more than a half inch long it would be fucking terrifying K: my friend sold cow jizz marcie: naturally china: cat cock looks painful. K: he was very obese, he died of congestive heart failure wob: shit's expensive! wob: if you're getting high end stud cum for your sow, it's fucking crazy pricy devmeet: duck penises are pretty crazy too wob: like hundreds of dollars wob: you learn a lot about animal cocks in a rural area devmeet: well you have to put it in there with a fucking sprinkler, that's why it's so expensive wob: have you seen those bull mount sawhorse things? wob: fucking weird devmeet: that's crazy, it's much easier to ejaculate a bull with a rectal electrical probe wob: oooh wob: hmmmm wob: new ideas dassin: that does work on people too dassin: just sayin' dassin: :D wob: to the googles! wob: well t hat's what I was thinking devmeet: just be careful, if you don't aim right all you get is a stiff leg ed: just look on youtube for bull semen collector dassin: violet wants also have some fun attachments wob: HAHAHA dassin: totally unrelated, of course dassin: *wands wob: does that work on a prostate dassin: it does! wob: sweet -- cock talk on EN Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 March 2020 %% china: But, we scheduled the surgery in October for january. In middle December, the doc's office calls to tell me that there's one more thing the insurance company wants. china: I told the office "That's fine. I'll come in and we can do that, but you call Blue Cross and tell them the following:" china: "I have 3 weeks coming up of vacation time where I have nothing better to do than to park my hormonal ass on their front yard down on Warm Spring Road in Columbus." china: "If they don't get it together, they will be seeing me shortly." china: Because I had a friend who had worked there, and I had taken her to work a couple of times. sunbeam: get their asses china: "I will meet anyone who I need to meet in the gazebo behind the building where the smoking area is located." china: The doc's office called me back in about 15 minutes and said "Yeah, Blue Cross approved the surgery." china: "I'll bet." -- Nancy getting shit done Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 March 2020 %% soney: we are the karen generation -- the horror! Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 March 2020 %% *** sunbeam has entered room 'Main' soney: sunny! sunbeam: it says I have mail but I do not have mail marcie: sunnybaby marcie: rock upgraded the binary today, it's probably fallout from that sunbeam: messin with the interwebs *** sunbeam has left the room soney: someone tell her the more you check the more you get? *** sunbeam has entered room 'Main' soney: the more you check the more mail shows up sunny wob: you have mail, sunny wob: keep going sunbeam: i hate you guys wob: lol marcie chokes on her wine marcie: thank you marcie: thank you very much AQUAMAN: its the new coronamail -- they're all trying to kill me Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 March 2020 %% sunbeam: california has had several serial killers. who feels like doing murders in 72 degree weather? rude. -- clear proof they're all psychotic Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 March 2020 %% janet: things are getting so tight here you can hardly find a fair trade quinoa wheatgrass smoothie -- janet on the end times in northern California Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 March 2020 %% courtafk: you guys... this homeschooling business sucks ass. saundo: move onto hoeschooling saundo: there's ass, but it's much more interesting wob: i'd go to that school -- HOESCHOOLING Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 March 2020 %% china: You know you're getting old when you have to have someone else shave your pussy for you. -- China on aging Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 March 2020 %% sunbeam: i have 2 kids and no monies but I really want no kids and 2 monies. -- sunbeam lamenting her lot Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 March 2020 %% Courtney: the good news, the sun came up, I have a coffee with heavy cream and feel ready for a day of fucking hoeschooling. -- hoeschooling in the time of coronavirus Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 March 2020 %% saundo: mistress cournteys schools for hoes and bitches, now in your home saundo: shut you fucking face unclefucker marcie: shit, you *know* I'm there saundo: student #1 marcie: teacher's pet, baby -- hoeschooling, the continuing saga Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 March 2020 %% janet: wob did i tell you my gardening on AMT story janet: oh lordy wob: haha the fact that you did it is funny wob: so tell janet: we were trying to kill off blackberries janet: those fuckers are determined janet: so covered with black plastic for a month janet: then i started taking it up and turning over the soil janet: and man, the stuff that had moved in janet: anyway the high point was having a centipede run up my pants leg wob: lol right janet: and i'm out there banging my jeans with a shovel janet: as it approaches the wedding vegetables wob: haha wob: this is while you were on AMT? janet: yeah wob wob: hahahaha wob: so was the centipede real? janet: oh my yes wob: hahahah janet: fast red fucker janet: there were green/yellow ones too but slower wob: holy fuck how did you know real from not real janet: wob the unreal ones don't splatter like that wob: hahaha -- janet, the only woman alive capable of having epic adventures while gardening Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 March 2020 %% Jim: When you're watching Poltergeist and realise they could go to the shops whenever they want... -- coping with The Thrax Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 March 2020 %% marcie: wob: drink smoke talk shit work through depression AGAIN. marcie: shit we show these millennials and gen Z'ers how it's DONE AQUAMAN: right on, marcie sunbeam: true true wob: Gen X. the quiet generation cuz we all knew from the get go we were all fucked wob: welcome lillennals to our story! sorry you're now fucked too! sunbeam: like we all lived longer than we thought we would and now we're like, um now what marcie: it doesn't require drinking to go on this rant wob: we made it! yeah! great! fuck. wob: GEN X PESIMISM FTW wob: (fuck spelling) sunbeam: eating pizza and getting wasted casually observing the abyss like, yeah that sucks. -- Gen X optimism Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 March 2020 %% wob: please geesus god change your name to FZT so I remember who im taling to 6-baller: hahaha wob: middle aged brain cannot keep up 6-baller: I haven't been FZT in so long.... 6-baller: It'd be like Lizzo taking off the wig and being Ice Cube again -- FZT the musical genius Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 March 2020 %% cerby: FB is the never-cleaned toilet from Trainspotting. -- cerb on facebook (he's not wrong) Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 March 2020 %% AQUAMAN: I do believe my right and left eye shall at one time tonight switch places -- aquabob drinking Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 March 2020 %% sunbeam: Matt's snoring is nuts. It's like he's so nice when he's awake that all the thundering evil he contains comes rumbling out of his face at night. -- sunbeam's beloved husband Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 March 2020 %% sunbeam: my last dream, I dreamed I was a table leg. yours is better. -- sunbeam with a dream Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 March 2020 %% sunbeam: I dreamed I was trapped inside the vacuum cleaner bag once too. -- sunbeam's dreams, the sequel Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 March 2020 %% court: i once dreamed i was walking down my childhood street and all the people ive ver known were walking past me court: and they were all congratulating me on my baby wob: oh im gonna sleep like shit. or like barely sleep. im sleeping all day tomorrow court: and then on girl i knew in high school looked at my baby asnd said court: "courtney we're all so proud of you but your baby is a brownie" sunbeam: i wish i had cool sex dreams. although I do often dream about being so thirsty that I drink a lake and there's always somebody naked in it at the bottom of the lake and I'm like 'ah gross' wob: hahah what janet: i might have even had a starfleet uniform on at the beginning of this last one now that i think about it court: and i looked down and my baby was a square of fudge janet: haha marcie: ahahahahahahah what AQUAMAN: clearly I'm on the wrong drugs wob: HAHAHAHAHAH wob: wow janet: court you win :) sunbeam: i've had it several times and i never learn, i still drink the lake court: i had a brownie baby wob: fucking both of you wob: wtf wob: im dying marcie: ahahahahahahhahahhaaa marcie: just marcie: why marcie: how marcie: what wob: "ah gross" wob: hahahaha sunbeam: your BABY is a brownie lolol sunbeam: I'm dying -- dream talk Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 March 2020 %% *janet* did i ever tell you about steve the trans rooster? ;) janet> ...you really did NOT *janet* ummmmm... *janet* science! janet> goddamn mad scientists, haha *janet* i worked out a puberty blocking dose and things kinda went from there *janet* his voice didnt fall, he didnt really crow, and he got about half of the usual rooster plumage janet> hahahahh wtf *janet* i think it put him more in touch with his maternal side too janet> I imagine it would have -- janet the mad scientist and Steve the Trans Rooster Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 March 2020 %% *** 6-baller has entered room 'Main' marcie: 6 balls janet: 6, 7, whatever it takes janet: darn things just get in the way anyway marcie grins marcie: cut 'em off! janet: way ahead of you there -- eyyyy Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2020 %% sunbeam: Yeah, some people just give off grown ass person vibes and I'm like, "can I make a bong out of this cookie." -- sunbeam on adulthood Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2020 %% sunbeam: I'm so afraid of ending up like my mom, she looks like she crawled out of a sarcophagus and is late to fulfill a cursed prophecy. -- aging is a bitch Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2020 %% sunbeam: marcie I need a wife *cry* marcie: girl I know it marcie: all women need a wife sunbeam: why aren't men women marcie: yeah tell me about it sunbeam: I love them but I don't understand the point of them. marcie: reproduction? alledgedly? sunbeam: alledgedly. sunbeam: i mean how complicated could a sperm be. probably make that out of tiny robot parts. sunbeam: and clay marcie: sounds like a golem, which would be even better sunbeam: or something I don't know how things work sunbeam: a golem...that would be so sweet marcie: who needs men marcie: i'll come be your wife marcie: i know better than to ask if there's sex involved in this deal marcie: because part of having a wife and being a wife is thta you don't have to if you don't want because you are both Tired sunbeam: capital T tired. marcie: you know I get it. -- every woman needs a wife Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 March 2020 %% china: Ya know, when I was contemplating retiring and taking up web camming, THIS is not what I had in mind. -- china on the apocalypse Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 March 2020 %% china: Oops. Gotta go to work. china: . china: . china: . marcie: heh, later china: Arrived at work safely! marcie: ahahahahah china: Hahahahahaa china high5's marcie. marcie: nice nice marcie high5s china china: Ahhh, it's the little amusements that keep me from killing everyone I see. -- china keeping herself amused and the rest of us safe Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 March 2020 %% sunbeam: maybe we should facetime each other and do yoga marcie: we can facetime each other if you don't make me do yoga -- sunbeam and marcie trying to get healthy Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 April 2020 %% china: I'm like Mister Fucking Rogers. -- context? never heard of her Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 April 2020 %% Veritech: I almost got kicked out of a bio lab for playing jedi knight with a preserved bull penis. -- amazing Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 April 2020 %% Veritech: marching band is the home of more sin and depravity than just about anything else I know. Veritech: everyone's naked and on a bus. -- 100% accurate depiction of marching band Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 April 2020 %% AQUAMAN: Learning to play music or do art is a great talent to have, and well rewarding Veritech: plus girls that play oboe are fucking insatiable animals. -- music is important Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 April 2020 %% saundo: mad hair boris johnson in ICU marcie: good marcie: maybe he'll die saundo: dnr on the hair -- rest in fucking pieces, BJ Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 April 2020 %% wob: 4 more hours to 4 days off. wob: god let it go quick marcie: wob: god let it go quick marcie: this was all i saw at first marcie: and i genuinely though you were begging for death marcie: which seemed on brand so i didn't question it wob: I mean I'm down with that too wob: still accurate -- Gen X nihilhism at its finest Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 April 2020 %% saundo: thoroughly fucking pissed off at the kansas GOP saundo: just in general, but also specifically today marcie: oh god now what marcie: i mean, general principles is good enough saundo: revoked the governor's stay at home order to allow easter services marcie: oh *jesus* fucking *christ* marcie: NO marcie: JUST NO saundo: they did saundo: they're assholes saundo: murderous assholes marcie: IF I CAN'T HAVE MY FUCKING SEDER YOU FUX CAN'T HAVE EASTER marcie: AND I CAN'T HAVE MY FUCKING SEDER marcie: EVEN ELIJAH IS STAYING HOME THIS YEAR marcie: (eyyyyyy jewish jokes! *fingerguns*) saundo: ha saundo: it was nice while it lasted saundo: my ferverent hope is that all the fucktards go to church, they die painfully, but spare kids that are forced to go marcie: well, maybe the new bump in hospital cases that will occur roughly 14 days from sunday will only be idiot GOPers marcie: yes marcie: the real easter miracle saundo: zombie jesus rose from the grave, but you fucks can't, and you don't understand that -- zombie jesus doesn't love you Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 April 2020 %% wob: it's 19F here and been snowing all day. got 4" wob: more to come wob: supposedly we'll end up with 8" or so court: is that 8" in man soeak or an actual 8"? court: *speak wob: actual 8" saundo: but the disappointment will remain real and actual -- wob needs 8" Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 April 2020 %% wob: I AM KING SHIT OF TURd MOUNTAIN -- wob establishing his monarchy Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 April 2020 %% sunbeam: you're better than ted bundy wob -- sunny with words of encouragement Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 April 2020 %% sunbeam wraps you both in a burrito of my love court: overnights for flight attendants.. equals food and drinks. court: lots of drinks sunbeam: mmm feel my love warm love tortilla sunbeam: - a love in there wob: dawwww court smother marce and sunners in guacamole of love wob: hah marcie: this is getting hot wob: hey i'm not complaining. sunbeam toasts your chiles marcie: if it makes me the filling in a court/sunners burrito court: omg imagine if regular vaginal discharge was guacamole? marcie: what's to complain about court: i would be a lesbian wob: court: omg imagine if regular vaginal discharge was guacamole? wob: what the fuck wob: lol sunbeam: whaaaat but also hm wob: do I bring tortilla chips then to the party? court: thank you, wine.. for the insight -- burrito of love! Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 April 2020 %% marcie: nobody is getting jalapeno anywhere near my vagina sunbeam: I don't know...I mean...I use korean pads and they're kinda burny in a good way court: spicy jalepeno vagina is the best band name ever marcie blinks marcie: okay, i need context court: pads as in.. for your menstrual? wob: HOT court: dude marcie: what kind of pads are we talking here sunbeam: yes! I had weird periods ok marcie: is this a facial care thing or wob: i'm going to say writing. court: oh sunners. marcie: ahahahahah ohhhhh man marcie: baby court: pads are out. silicone cip in. marcie: let me buy you some nice cloth pads court: cup court: literally sunbeam: they're herbal pads from korea, you know...they have a little herbal warming unit you put in the pad pocket after shaking it court: fuck that marcie: i do NOT know -- the mysteries of womanhood Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 April 2020 %% sunbeam: I took like 17 spanish pregnancy tests -- sunbeam, worried in Spain Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 April 2020 %% wob: this is the only time people know I exist at work wob: "network broke wat do lolroflcoptor" -- wob the network admin Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 April 2020 %% wob: where's the whores marcie: i identify as a slut-american, thank you very much wob: ooh la la wob: are whores an essential worker in this time of the covids wob: i say yes marcie: i also say yes wob: sweet. lets order some whores. -- essential workers unite Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 April 2020 %% wob stabs ed in the ass ed: this is just the nature of supporting research computing. -- ed at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 April 2020 %% janet: i used to say that reality was what didn't go away when i stopped believing in it janet: but that smacked of cartesian dualism saundo: cartesian 2 dualism 0 wob: winning. saundo: stay tuned for next weeks blockbuster: Confucius vs Ghandi, Rumble in the (Thought Experiment) Jungle marcie: the humor up in this joint has gotten awfully sophisticated in our advanced age -- EN philosophy Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 April 2020 %% janet: ebay has been pretty good to me janet: but i need a job with more groupies -- who doesn't, really Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 April 2020 %% janet: and you dont want to know how many petabytes of nfs we have janet: oy the hell vey marcie: oh god marcie: i have a stabbing pain behind my left eye marcie: "NFS" and "petabytes" should not be in the same sentence together janet: hahaha janet: what about zfs and ceph and docker janet snickers marcie: ...why are you the way you are janet: because it is awesome -- janet the awesome Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 April 2020 %% devil: And if you threw a party devil: Invited everyone you knew devil: Well, you would see the biggest gift would be from me devil: And the card attached would say devil: I've got terrible toxic gas devil: Be happy you're not here to smell *** DontKnow has been disconnected devil: one down -- devil serenading us Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 April 2020 %% devil: i don't know why i didn't start eating cheetos with chop sticks years ago, it's so much neater -- devil with life hacks Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2020 %% devil: i had to start getting white cheddar cheetos dweez: man apples are delicious devil: so i don't have rage when i see the orange devil: had to stop eating mandarins, who knows when i'll be able to eat them again -- making america rage again Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2020 %% devil: i'm being trained on how best to emulsify a poop ball & filter it through a kitchen strainer -- dev at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2020 %% janet: https://thisfursonadoesnotexist.com/ janet: this is how skynet gets started i just know it marcie: oh god marcie: I'm not even going to look janet: "This site displays a grid of AI-generated furry portraits trained by arfa using nVidia's StyleGAN2 architecture. janet: The training dataset consisted of ~55k SFW images from e621.net (excluded ponies and scalies for now; more on that later), cropped and aligned to faces using a custom YOLOv3 network. The janet: cropping data is archived in this GitHub repository." janet: that's it, AI has jumped the shark marcie rubs her forehead and mutters marcie: technology was a mistake -- A MISTAKE Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 May 2020 %% janet: i used my cordless jigsaw for pumpkin carving the other year janet: worked great if you took into account the blast radius -- it's a Halloween Miracle Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 May 2020 %% wob: where's the goddamn party janet fries up another banana -- living it up on EN during quarantine Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 May 2020 %% *** sunbeam has entered room 'Main' sunbeam: friends janet: countrimen janet: lend me your ears sunbeam: I want to make a necklace with them janet: way to gogh sunbeam: lol -- sunbeam being mildly terrifying Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2020 %% janet: i think i am in dad joke mode or something saundo: days without a dad joke: 0 janet: i have an agreement with my family holding me to one really lame pun a day -- a wise decision Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2020 %% joey: ahahahaha i just realized something joey: okay so i'm trans'ing my gender from (allegedly) female to male joey: and soon i'll start testosterone treatment, which will make me into a werewolf basically joey: but it will ALSO cause bottom growth joey: which MEANS I will be able to truly join the TWW club joey: so exciting! joey: (also: www.snerk.net/trans.php for those following along at home) joey: finally, dweezus and wob will have competition -- marcie makin' a change Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 2020 %% janet: im still here janet: and i have my first nailgun. mahahahahaha. janet: every problem looks like a messiah -- janet playing Roman centurion Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 August 2020 %% devil: sometimes you need somebody to kill your cat, that's what i'm good at -- devil the sexy veterinarian Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 2020 %% joey: also, wherest the fucketh is conyers devil: greater southeast atlanta devil: best known for an outbreak of syphilis among school children and the equine olympic facilities joey: outstanding -- devil with Georgia on her mind Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 2020 %% joey: it is my birthday, still waiting on those dancing girls, you fux AQUAMAN dons the chiquita banana outfit and wiggles his hips joey: close enough -- marcie the birthday boy Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 October 2020 %% janet: whip me beat me make me wear capri pants -- janet, into the hard stuff Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 October 2020 %% janet: tryin to keep on trucking joey: if it makes you feel better i can rant again about my newly sprouted asshole hair janet: aw -- trans bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 January 2021 %% saundo: nothing ages like boomer bukkake -- ain't it the truth Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 December 2021 %% saundo: it's an honor be immortalized for such terrible imagery joey: outstanding saundo: .. achievement in the field of spoogery joey: i'd like to thank the little people who helped me get here joey: specifically the people with twws saundo: i'm all about the average people saundo: not too large, not too small joey: juuuuust right saundo: goldicocks joey nods solemnly. goldicocks. -- the EN Oscars go awry Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 December 2021 %% saundo: that explains why my ring was outperformed by Idiot Dog (tm) joey: incredible, iconic saundo: mk1 dog outperforms technology saundo: course, he also licks his own asshole, so it's not all unicorns and rainbows joey: bezos wishes he could lick his own asshole saundo: bezos has minions to do that saundo: on earth saundo: in space saundo: under the sea joey: you're right, you're right saundo: WHO HAS HIS ASSHOLE LICKED UNDER THE SEA saundo: JEFF-REY BE-ZOS saundo: RICH AND PERVERTED AND CLEAN IS HE? saundo: JEFF-REY BE-ZOS joey: horrifying, well done -- AWS was having a big outage, okay? Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 December 2021 %% Vanyel: she's now teaching reading to dyxlexic kids Vanyel: dyslexic? fuck. -- Vanyel, struggling Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 June 2022 %%