31 May 2002 Xi: pool and a pond, pond be good enough for you Jim: in the left corner, we have n00by noob noob, in the right we have n00b eliminator.. ed.. cuinhell: xi: hahahahahahrhahrharh Jim: KILL N00BZ marcie: i want an honest fight! Xi: ok Xi: in this corner, nooby noob noob Jim: i wanna see n00b blood! Xi: in that corner, a wet paper towel cuinhell: in the far corner, tinky winky Sarge: no hitting below port 1600 marcie: HAHAHHAHAHA ed: fuckin door reads CLOSED Jim: hahahah ed: but n00b fools walk right in ed: just like this door ed: you feckin n00b ed: you feckin n00b marcie: work it, ed marcie: YEAH ed: it reads "CLOSED to N00BS" *** Sarge is now known as Srgafk ed: but you fuckin make your fuckin n00b appearance ed: c'mon n00b stand up for yourself *ed* sudo hping -i 1u -1 -d 1400 -a 216.189.133.123 24.24.84.248 marcie: he's busy pingflooding your IP Jim: his 386 is too busy hax0ring... ed: you fuckin n00b ed> aw yeah. ed: I think you have that backwards marcie: IT TAKES TIME ed: suck my phatty pipe you fuckin n00b ed: go tell your irc buddies my IP cuinhell: hahahhaha ed: you fuckin n00b ed: they'll hook you up, yo, with that phatty skript, yo marcie: this is free-form poetry ed: you'll be owning me in no time, yo marcie: i am in awe Xi: i find it amusing that n00b and l00b are so very close together ed: you'll 0wn Jim: go get yer own toll free number, 1800 NOOBZ!!!! ed: and you'll be the fuckin envy of your fuckin n00b haxor buddies ed: they'll worship you ed: here cuinhell: was indeed a good day to wear my recourse shirt ed: I'll make it easy Xi: dewd ed: let me just load up a RH 7.3 box for you ed: you can fuckin own that Xi: AHAHAHAHAH ed: the ip is 10.1.69.69 ed: bend it over Xi: ed's auto-r00ter is twitching ed: fuck it hard Jim: oh man.. ed is unstoppable! ed: wait , tho, I gotta get it on ed: when I bring up the int, you have 5 minutes to 0wn marcie grooves to ed's unstoppable beat ed: you can even send all the logs to your n00b haxor buddies ed: they'll think they're int he presense of the l33t god Jim: aww i t0rt i taw a n00b, i d1d i d1d I did see a noob! NOOOOOOOB Xi: public IP still 208.47.125.33 ed? ed: you will rewl, you fuckin luser fuckin n00b ed: you're dribbly little post-wanking dick will become erect ed: as you haxor into my giant cunt box Xi: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ed: running RedHat ed: as you haxor into my giant cunt box Xi: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ed: running RedHat Xi: ed, i'm puttin you on the next record i make ed: because you hacked a redhat box, you will be sooo fuckin awesome ed: shit ed: I'll let you keep it *** Srgafk is now known as Sarge ed: you can own it forever Jim: I heard agent was very big in the old haxor days.. that he knew how to blue box.. Jim: pity it was of the lunch box kind ed: remember those octets: 10.1.69.69 Xi: ehehehehe ed: the 69 is for what you'r gonna do to my box ed: hmm ed: better eas up on his n00b lickin ass Xi: he's still sounding out the big words Jim: ed: ya probably made the n00b cry Xi: MOMMMMY! this bad man is saying naughty things! Sarge: no it's his daddy remember Sarge: the top secret clearnance guy ed: where int he fuck are you n00b Xi: mommy and daddy are the same thing given the attachment to the belt ed: godamn Sarge: clearance ed: you were gonna stay here for a while marcie: "edisGOD.txt" [New] 90L, 3482C written ed: and you're fuckin gone ed: goddamit n00b ed: GODDAMIT NEWB ed: wake fuckin up *** Sarge is now known as _Sarge_ ed: take your abuse like the l33t haxor kiddie you are _Sarge_: now I'm as cool as agent *** Jim is now known as _Jim_ marcie: ahahah *** ed is now known as n00bED _Jim_: me 2 n00bED: you fuckin n00b *** n00bED is now known as iceED iceED: I'm fuckin smooth now iceED: yo _Jim_: i will hax0r you all.. i'll 0wn j000!!! iceED: check out my fuckin nick yo iceED: j00 wll bow to me, yo _Jim_: yer cool yo iceED: this is tight right here, yo iceED: but I'm not talkin about my ass, yo iceED: thats all loose iceED: from that one time at band camp *** marcie is now known as m4rc13 iceED: yo m4rc13: now i'm leet! m4rc13: now i'm leet! *** cuinhell is now known as cuinl33t _Jim_: yo yo yo you be hearin what im say-yn.. i'll bees hax0oring ya all cuinl33t: yoyo! Xi: damnit _Jim_: yo *** Xi is now known as l33thx0r cuinl33t: ghaahhaha l33thx0r: y0 sh1t g's *** _Sarge_ is now known as Da_Shit m4rc13: goddamn i love you people cuinl33t: xi: 3:16:00 ETA Da_Shit: I'm da shit l33thx0r: dis shit be tight and phat Da_Shit: :) _Jim_: yippida yo, thats what i mean iceED: goddamit iceED: I see the fuckin n00bs here. *** Da_Shit is now known as _Agent__ _Agent__: ha! cuinl33t: whoa, we are just like irc now, only not as lame l33thx0r: i wish i was scratchin' records down at the sto iceED: n00b iceED: n00000b *** cuinl33t is now known as __Agent_ iceED: Hey, n000b _Agent__: you're next ed! __Agent_: LAMERS! iceED: get your hand off your fuckin cock _Jim_: n00b n00b n000bity n00b yo! _Agent__: I'm going to own you l33thx0r: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING N000000000B LUSER iceED: own this __Agent_: can't get enough of that ricky martin HARDCORE! _Agent__: you can't stop me! my daddy has top secret clearance! _Agent__: only him and 29 other people in the world! m4rc13: and my mommy is fucking his boss! so you better watch out! _Jim_: gotsa get the latst nsync with my super n00b powerz! l33thx0r: i feel dirty Vanyel: oooh *** l33thx0r is now known as Xi m4rc13: LEO Xi: spankyel *** 007 is now known as _____260 m4rc13: oh wait m4rc13: L30 _Jim_: maybe sum 1 will show m3 h0w t0 ftp... *** Xi is now known as ALT2600 ALT2600: there we go *** _____260 is now known as ____2600 ALT2600: oh wait *** ALT2600 is now known as PHR4CK Vanyel: oh my Vanyel: oh my Vanyel: what do we have here m4rc13: they're too young to know phrack _Jim_: n000bs m4rc13: we are taunting the noobs m4rc13: join us! PHR4CK: n00b slime off the p0rt bow capt _Jim_: yo yo m4rc13: fun for the whole family! _Agent__: oh look at that the n000bs are into h4x0r mags Vanyel: fe fi fo fum _AGENT_: yeah well geuss what once u disconnect from this server u aint connecting back on to it Vanyel: I smell the blood of a dunbfuck m4rc13: IT SPEAKS! PHR4CK: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA _Agent__: from this server? _Agent__: the one I'm on? _Agent__: are you sure? _Agent__: wanna bet me? *Vanyel* pingflood? _Agent__: I'm going to see if I can fill the screen _Agent__: with junk _Jim_: bet i can ya fuckin n00b Vanyel> ed's banging on them i think _Agent__: damn you jim! _Agent__: stop that _Agent__: I'm iceED: n00b _Agent__: trying _Jim_: go back to AOL _Agent__: to fill iceED: goddamnit n00b _Agent__: the screen Vanyel: hey ed iceED: wait iceED: he's back Vanyel: which one are you iceED: dammit cu iceED: yu'ree confusing me PHR4CK: we're all ed _AGENT_: lmfao m4rc13: there! he looks like a n00b! up against the wall! iceED: go the fuck away n00b iceED: go the fuck away n00b iceED: jesus crist *** _Agent__ is now known as Sarge *** iceED is now known as ed *** PHR4CK is now known as afk _Jim_ points the n000b-o-meter at agent [....../] _Jim_: n00bed right off the scale *** Sarge has been disconnected *** Sarge has entered room 'Main' Sarge: ummm *** _Jim_ is now known as Jim Sarge: I just got back in Sarge: interesting m4rc13: heh heh heh Sarge: he must not have done it yet Sarge: yeah I'm sure that's it m4rc13: CUZ IT TAKES TIME Jim: yeah.. it takes time to hax0r it m4rc13: now i'm bored. Jim: *sings* I got n00bz babe.... Sarge: ahh yeah it takes time Sarge: I forgot m4rc13: this n00b is not sufficiently entertaining *** m4rc13 is now known as marcie Jim: we need a new n00b... Jim: this ones all used up marcie: yeah marcie: this one's limp Jim: he's all spent *Manuka* where the hell do we get these guys? Manuka> i do not know. Vanyel: man Vanyel: i sleep late on a friday morning and look wht i miss marcie: don't worry leo marcie: i saved it in a log for ya Sarge: I have it logged if you want it van Sarge: oh marcie: :) Sarge: marcie beat me to it ed: shit Sarge: biatch! ed: I'm logging it Sarge: :P ed: hang a sec Vanyel: awesome Vanyel: i thinki m still lo0gging, too Sarge: we're all logging Cyrano: Religious people believe IN god. Cyrano: The religious right believes they ARE god. marcie: and n00bz Vanyel: the blackhead on my nose is god Sarge: no...I'm not god! I'm just jesus his son! marcie: they believe they're god too ed: perl parsescreenlog.pl screenlog.2 |grep n00b | wc -l ed: 154 ed: thats disappinting